Alvin | 5/16/2019
The softest I've ever tried!
It's very very very soft, like, super soft, semi melted marshmallow soft, like Trish-from-JoJo's-came-and-used-Spice-Girl-on-it-soft. I find it very fun to play with other than f*cking it, like stretching it, spinning it like a cowboy lasso, sticking my entire fist in, propping it up and using it as a vase for my imaginary flower, inflate it with air etc. It too soft for me to use it just as an onahole god dammit.
I received 2 of these because the hard version ran outta stock (gotta send those orcs out to capture me the princess... it's a game reference... play the game, it's REALLY good) and I took it as a green light to experiment on it like all the crazy shit you've seen in hentai. Do you know that you can flip this thing inside out to clean and not(instantly, I flipped it inside out at least 50 something times until I see tiny cracks and made it feels stretched out, which adds to the realism of a worn out gyaru/sl*t p*ssy) destroy it? IT IS THAT SOFT AND FLEXIBLE!! However, the trade off is, obviously, low stimulation. I don't feel a damn thing other than the rough shape of my hands jacking me off using a pudding/semi melted-marshmallow. All I feel is something gentle slowly caressing my d*ck, like a hentai video game protagonist putting his d*ck in a slime girl's p*ssy. Between this and all the other onaholes in my collection(I'm addicted send help), this is by far the softest, gentlest, and longest fapping session I've ever had, I even sandwiched the thing between the mattress and base of my bed for doggy-style fun, it's still the gentlest thing I've ever felt. It doesn't smell BUT, the material itself is sticky, i would suggest you wash it with cold to almost warm water, and powder it every time after use. Use a paper towel to dry it by pressing down on it hard so it can absorb all the moisture out to prevent stickiness during the next fapping session.
Pro(s):
1. Durable, you'll be surprised at how durable this can be with it's softness.
2. Best day off for my d*ck from all the Masochistic things I've been doing to it, it's soft and gentle, like going for a message.
3. It'll be a long fapping session with this baby, so find the best hour-long AV you like, pour some wine, lean back and relax.
4. Box art is INCREDIBLE, I'm cutting it out and pasting it my scrapbook, all hail the artist.
Con(s):
1. Low stimulation, like, nu-uh, nothin', this-ain't-it-chief kinda nothing.
2. Hard to hold on to since it's ALWAYS "overflowing" from your hand with how soft it is. Advice(not really): Flex tape this to your hand.
3. Sticky if handled poorly. Avoid warm/hot water, it's bad, trust me, i've had 2 of these to test with.
P/s, I'm still waiting for my orcs to come back with the princess's *ss...
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