Crouching Pervert | 5/4/2023
Have you ever wanted to fuck a slime girl? Well, have you? Then you're in luck.
First off, let's address that a real slime girl wouldn’t actually feel like this if you are actually thinking of slime. You know that green kind of snotty slime that you can find in a fake toxic barrel at the dollar store. There is no way that would actually feel that good. Same if you grabbed a jar of smuckers off the shelf and went to town. Like, if slime girls were real that is regrettably what fucking a slime girl would probably feel like. But I don’t want to fuck jelly water, I want to fuck something that feels kinda like a vagina but with a totally unnatural and soft feeling.
So I have always imagined a slime girl would have a lot of grip. A slime girl shouldn’t have any kind of “resistance” when inserting a cock into it. Your cock should slide right in and be smothered from all sides. There should be a slight pressure but your member should not feel squeezed or clamped down upon. Yet should be able to feel the inhuman contours of the slime’s insides despite the lack of a strong grip. You feel 100% of the stimulation but not much pressure. This is what my ideal slime girl pussy would feel like and I believe this hole achieves that. This may mean this hole is not for you. In fact, that could generally be considered a negative quality if it was a different hole. But the softness of this hole allows it to totally cover your cock. Like how water will conform to the shape of its vessel, this hole conforms to the shape of your dick, just like a slime should.
Even the insides feel like a slime girl’s attempt to mimic a vagina. It might sound weird, but it had this meaty quality to it like you are fucking meat. Not like an actual vagina, or an artificial vagina, but like the slime girl knows humans are made out of meat so it molded its insides to feel meaty in a totally artificial and inhuman way. What you really need to make this hole complete is a really sticky lube. Something that should feel syrupy in nature, but comes away clean. Like, it shouldn’t be sticky like sugar, but more sticky like egg whites. That would really give you the slime girl experience.
There are other slime girl properties this hole had. The hole is very soft yet holds its shape. It almost feels like the hole wants to start drooping through your fingers yet it does not. This is how I would expect a slime girl’s body to feel in your hands. A slime lopes and slithers, but a proper slime girl should be able to walk and run.
There is also the weight. This hole has a bit of heft to it that gives it the kind of dead weight I’d expect from a walking sentient 100-pound lump of jelly. Look up why it is easier to carry a person who is away vs one who is asleep. Despite mimicking a human form, I’d expect a slime girl to have that kind of dead weight that a sleeping person has. This hole has that to an extent.
Sorry if it sounds like I am hyping it up a lot. Honestly, if you have a bigger dick you may not feel this way. I am both overweight and my richard is somewhat undersized so my experience is totally not average. And another thing I want to make clear is that it doesn’t feel like you are fucking an entire slime girl, but an onahole that that was made to be like a slime girl’s vagina. I really don’t want anyone to get their hopes up and then be disappointed. If you think everything I have said so far sounds like this is a 100% must buy, maybe lower your expectations by 50%. If you are fine with the possibility of this hole only being half as good as I made it out to be then consider getting it.
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