Alvin | 5/16/2019
The softest I've ever tried!
It's very very very soft, like, super soft, semi melted marshmallow soft, like Trish-from-JoJo's-came-and-used-Spice-Girl-on-it-soft. I find it very fun to play with other than f*cking it, like stretching it, spinning it like a cowboy lasso, sticking my entire fist in, propping it up and using it as a vase for my imaginary flower, inflate it with air etc. It too soft for me to use it just as an onahole god dammit.
I received 2 of these because the hard version ran outta stock (gotta send those orcs out to capture me the princess... it's a game reference... play the game, it's REALLY good) and I took it as a green light to experiment on it like all the crazy shit you've seen in hentai. Do you know that you can flip this thing inside out to clean and not(instantly, I flipped it inside out at least 50 something times until I see tiny cracks and made it feels stretched out, which adds to the realism of a worn out gyaru/sl*t p*ssy) destroy it? IT IS THAT SOFT AND FLEXIBLE!! However, the trade off is, obviously, low stimulation. I don't feel a damn thing other than the rough shape of my hands jacking me off using a pudding/semi melted-marshmallow. All I feel is something gentle slowly caressing my d*ck, like a hentai video game protagonist putting his d*ck in a slime girl's p*ssy. Between this and all the other onaholes in my collection(I'm addicted send help), this is by far the softest, gentlest, and longest fapping session I've ever had, I even sandwiched the thing between the mattress and base of my bed for doggy-style fun, it's still the gentlest thing I've ever felt. It doesn't smell BUT, the material itself is sticky, i would suggest you wash it with cold to almost warm water, and powder it every time after use. Use a paper towel to dry it by pressing down on it hard so it can absorb all the moisture out to prevent stickiness during the next fapping session.
1. Durable, you'll be surprised at how durable this can be with it's softness.
2. Best day off for my d*ck from all the Masochistic things I've been doing to it, it's soft and gentle, like going for a message.
3. It'll be a long fapping session with this baby, so find the best hour-long AV you like, pour some wine, lean back and relax.
4. Box art is INCREDIBLE, I'm cutting it out and pasting it my scrapbook, all hail the artist.
1. Low stimulation, like, nu-uh, nothin', this-ain't-it-chief kinda nothing.
2. Hard to hold on to since it's ALWAYS "overflowing" from your hand with how soft it is. Advice(not really): Flex tape this to your hand.
3. Sticky if handled poorly. Avoid warm/hot water, it's bad, trust me, i've had 2 of these to test with.
P/s, I'm still waiting for my orcs to come back with the princess's *ss...
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