Chronic Johnson | 5/15/2021
A great girlfriend substitute, but cleanups are guaranteed to annoy.
First thing's first, if you have a girlfriend who you see regularly, don't bother getting this. The cleanup times aren't particularly worth the textures it has to offer. But if you are looking for a torso toy because you either aren't in a relationship, or if you do have one but don't see her often, then this is a great substitute if you just want the feeling of a girl's body next to or on top of your own. With that out of the way, let's get to aesthetics.
It looks great. I was a little bit disappointed that the collarbones just felt like the usual squishy TPE and weren't made more solid by the inner bone structure. That said, the rest of the body feels pretty well constructed and realistic enough. I am glad it has the inner bone structure, because I've heard some torsos don't and they flop around more. This thing is solid though, and has a good weight to it. Having it on top of you would definitely add an element of realism. I just want to repeat how great it looks.
In terms of size/proportions, it is a little bit smaller than I expected (but not by much). Its height/length is fairly close to the real size of a woman's torso, but it would be a very petite woman. It's not particularly wide, and I'd say the proportions are somewhat unrealistic, but not extremely so. I think it's proportioned the way it is to make it more convenient during use. I like the breasts on this one. I have a thing for girls with smaller to medium sized breasts and I'd say these fall into that category, with just the right amount of perkiness too. I've seen a lot of torsos with huge breasts, and it's usually a turn off for me.
It does have a bit of that TPE chemical smell, straight out of the box. I'm sure a few uses/washes will solve that though.
The textures are pretty good, but aren't my favourite. If I was only concerned about the textures feeling incredible, then I'd either use my Meiki ZXY or my Mecha Uma Nene Yoshitaka. The vaginal sleeve is nice, almost fluffy in sensation. Feels just right. I probably wouldn't like it as much if it wasn't combined with the overall weight and size of the toy that adds a higher sense of realism. The anal sleeve, for a long portion of it, is basically a straight tunnel with subtle lines running along the tunnel all around the hole. As expected, the anal sleeve is tighter and feels less "friendly" than the vaginal sleeve. As I described the vaginal sleeve as being "fluffy", I'd describe the anal sleeve as being a bit more "aggressive". I'd say the vaginal sleeve is overall more stimulating, though. There's just more going on in the vaginal sleeve than the anal sleeve, but neither option is particularly intricate.
I think I'll use this toy less often for sexual purposes, simply because the cleanup is a chore. If you have a bath, it may be easier to just put in a bath full of water and clean it out that way. Otherwise, you'd have to clean it out in the shower and it can be pretty unwieldy. The drying process isn't too bad though. I just dry the outside of the toy by wrapping it up in a towel, dabbing the moisture off of it. For the internals I just used the usual microfiber cloth and drying stick that I use for all other onaholes/fleshlights.
Outside of using it for masturbation, I suppose it could make for a good sleep aid for lonely dudes on lonely nights.
It doesn't come with any lube, so be prepared with your own if you do decide to buy it.
Overall, I really like this thing. Especially from an aesthetic point of view. But if you're looking for something that only operates as a masturbation tool, then I probably wouldn't get a torso. Regular onaholes are cheaper, often have better textures and are much, much easier to clean.
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