I mean... They're nipples?
It really took me a while to figure out how to even pitch this to you considering the simplicity of it, but here goes nothing. They're good to stick to your desk and fondle like a sexy stress relief toy. That's what I use them for. Good size nipples and areolae. The coloring is nice. I was a bit confused about the thin membrane-like thing covering the top. I thought it was removeable but evidently not, as I could simply not get it off no matter how I tried to pull and work at it. This results in it feeling soft, but a tad plasticky, which isn't necessarily a bad thing. The sensation of the nipple is where it counts, and the plastic substance covering them means you don't have to use corn starch (or very little) to keep them soft to the touch. The price is great, the look is great, the feel is great... I can't see any reason why a nipple lover wouldn't want to buy these, regardless of your reasoning for them. The adhesive substance in the bottoms of them can be replaced with an adhesive of your own making or bought on the internet if the natural adhesive runs out or isn't enough to begin with. Uh... Buy it I guess? Nipple lovers ahoy? I don't know. I certainly think they're worth more than three stars, considering the quality of what you pay for is definitely there... Nothing more to say than that. It is cheap. Just buy it.... view more