Beware the Coom demons
I’m posting this review here cause I feel like you all are the only ones who can somewhat understand what I’m about to share. For the last week or so I’ve unintentionally edged everyday for 5 days straight. I didn’t mean to I just felt so tired and stressed after college that I wanna jerk off but get too distracted by my stress to finish. Today I finally decided to step up my game and properly coom so I can get a solid nights sleep. I brought this onahole a few weeks ago and I finally decided to break it out. All it took was One pump and I’ve lost all control I immediately went ham. slamming that thing so hard I had to move it onto the floor so I wouldn’t wake up my whole dorm with my bed creaking. I was listening to breeding audio and just manhandling the thing for about 15 minuets suddenly I hit the perfect angle and start my cum countdown. I can feel it in my balls that this will be a coom unlike anything I’ve ever felt before I tried to brace as hard as I could but nothing could have prepared me for the absolute endorphin overload that flooded my brain. The last thing I felt before passing out was several huge pumps of cum flooding the toy. Suddenly I’m in darkness and barely able to move. The world is spinning and I can’t tell what’s up or what’s down. It feels like I’m sinking through the floor and before long I’m completely out of my body. Then came the sound of laughter. Several figures stand above me looking down I can’t see them but I can feel and hear them. I kept trying to force myself back into my body because I was terrified it was some dorm mates who heard the noises and wandered into my room. But the laughing kept getting louder and louder until it resembled the sound of several engines running right above my head. With all my strength I pull myself together and finally snap back into reality. I’m still on the floor 5 minuets have passed my dorm room door is still closed and there is no one around. I’m still shaking wondering if someone did walk in and laugh at me or if my sleep paralysis demons are playing some sick joke on me. Suffice to say this toy is no joke I’m considering this thing way too dangerous to keep around. It’s a cursed artifact that can provide infinite pleasure at the cost of your sanity. I’ll be tossing it immediately and taking a sabbatical from porn and masterbation for the remainder of this semester while I recover from this experience. 10/10 nothing else like it on the market.
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